Sunday, November 25, 2007
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Sara
Has it only been 5 years?!
...Just Kidding....Time really has flown by fast! I can't believe it. November 27th will be Ben and my 5th Wedding Anniversary! Ben doesn't let me take any pictures of him so I can't really share what has happened over these last five years (picture wise). So, here are a bunch of pictures from our wedding. Enjoy.
Friday, November 23, 2007
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Sara
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
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By:
Sara
Pissed Off
"If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside (Salt Lake City , Utah) . It was a day trip. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra soda. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show."
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside (Salt Lake City , Utah) . It was a day trip. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra soda. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down."
And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show."
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
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Sara
Awesome News!!
It's been a whole week since I posted last! Wow. The class exams for the pharmacy college come in clusters....and I just finished the last exam for this bunch (Oncology!)...phew...I made it. :)
Anyway, I don't have anything too exciting today...I just thought this was hilarious... This bit of news came from the County Sheriff's Report in Park City.
"A man in Snyderville Basin told a 911 dispatcher that he was afraid of his mail order bride on October 7, 2007 at 11:14 pm"
Hehe... apparently they record everything in the Park Record from lost wallets in the park to mail-order brides gone wrong. Enjoy your day everyone!
If you have any awesome news stories like this...I would love to hear them!
Anyway, I don't have anything too exciting today...I just thought this was hilarious... This bit of news came from the County Sheriff's Report in Park City.
"A man in Snyderville Basin told a 911 dispatcher that he was afraid of his mail order bride on October 7, 2007 at 11:14 pm"
Hehe... apparently they record everything in the Park Record from lost wallets in the park to mail-order brides gone wrong. Enjoy your day everyone!
If you have any awesome news stories like this...I would love to hear them!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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By:
Sara
Camille (cuh-mill): n. pianist extraordinaire
(the same who offered piano lessons on a previous post) is now expanding her services to the public!...Finally!
She would love to play at yours...you name it...she'll play at it! She does no public advertising which allows her to pass the savings on to you...so spread the word if you happen to know someone who may need a pianist.
t: $100 for 2 hours and $40 an hour after that. (Smokin' deal!)
t: $25 booking fee (due at time of booking). The remainder is due on site after the event.
You won't find for this price anywhere else! She played at my wedding and she was absolutely wonderful! I wouldn't have had it any other way!
If you are interested, please ask for contact info!
She would love to play at yours...you name it...she'll play at it! She does no public advertising which allows her to pass the savings on to you...so spread the word if you happen to know someone who may need a pianist.
t: $100 for 2 hours and $40 an hour after that. (Smokin' deal!)
t: $25 booking fee (due at time of booking). The remainder is due on site after the event.
You won't find for this price anywhere else! She played at my wedding and she was absolutely wonderful! I wouldn't have had it any other way!
If you are interested, please ask for contact info!
Thursday, November 8, 2007
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By:
Sara
Nicholas' Wild Animal Park
If you are wondering...Nicholas is wearing a monkey outfit.
Every year at about this time Nicholas gets spoiled beyond his wild belief. Food, pinatas, candy, friends, food, games, presents, food...mmmm....
This year the theme was Nicholas' Wild Animal Park. It was held at the Poplar Street Pub and it was decked out like a jungle full of wild animals, wild food, and a wild face painter! You will see what a good job she did in the photos! I couldn't believe it...there were at least twice as many kids running around as last year and I am pretty sure it will just keep growing. Anyway, Nicholas was a monkey for his birthday! Make sure you listen to the 3rd "jungle song"...it's awesome! Enjoy.
Every year at about this time Nicholas gets spoiled beyond his wild belief. Food, pinatas, candy, friends, food, games, presents, food...mmmm....
This year the theme was Nicholas' Wild Animal Park. It was held at the Poplar Street Pub and it was decked out like a jungle full of wild animals, wild food, and a wild face painter! You will see what a good job she did in the photos! I couldn't believe it...there were at least twice as many kids running around as last year and I am pretty sure it will just keep growing. Anyway, Nicholas was a monkey for his birthday! Make sure you listen to the 3rd "jungle song"...it's awesome! Enjoy.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
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By:
Sara
Test Your Nerd Knowledge!!
Click HERE and see how many of these 'Brain Hieroglyphics' you can get.
I don't know if it is just me but I think you have to be a pretty big dork to know many of these...which is why I did extremely well.
Post your High Score and let's find some undiscovered nerds out there! ~S
I don't know if it is just me but I think you have to be a pretty big dork to know many of these...which is why I did extremely well.
Post your High Score and let's find some undiscovered nerds out there! ~S
Thursday, November 1, 2007
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By:
Sara
Merry Christmas to me!
See the thing under the bike? That is my new trainer! Yay....Now I can study while I ride! Thanks Dad!
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