Sarapneumonitis

Dr. Smith asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?"
The patient replies, "Give me the good news."

Dr. Smith says, "You're about to have a disease named after you."

Food Recall

FYI to all my friends and family,

NESTLE Toll House Refrigerated Cookie Dough (all kinds) has been recalled due to a multistate outbreak of E. Coli. The product was recalled by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and Centers for Disease Control (CDC).

If you have any types of Toll House refrigerated product, do not use it. Just throw it away. Cooking it is not recommended due to the possible contamination of kitchen utensils and countertops during preparation.

For more information on this and other outbreaks visit this CDC webpage

Sara's Birthday Message

This is a birthday message I received today from one of my motivational email subscriptions:

Don't just count your years,

Make your years count.

Cheesy but delicious. ;D

Can I get a Woot, Woot!?

I just took the NAPLEX....I'll let you know if I pass or fail. :D

HP -- NOT Hewlett Packard

I just got an email from the University Hospital announcement people saying that someone has accepted the position as our new Director of the Office of Sustainability.
Sounds like a Harry Potter position. ;D
Just had to share.

Reason for Admission

I hope none of you ever come to the hospital with this reason for admission:

Motorcycle vs. Antelope

...ouch.

My Album Cover

Ever wanted your own Album?
Ever wondered what it would look like?
Well here is your chance.
Follow the simple instructions below and you will create the perfect album for you! :D

P.S. Mine (above) turned out a little ironic...don't you think?

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to QuotationsPage.com and select "random quotations"
The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is (barring inappropriate pictures), will be your album cover.

4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.

This is a fun game. You should try it. Let me know when you do!